Tuesday, September 25, 2007

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Ron Paul

I will be endorsing a candidate soon for the Republican Nomination. I will not tell you who it is yet.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

My Boring Weekend At Home By Myself

Had a pretty good weekend. Played some solitaire. Then I spent late Sunday night through Monday morning just hanging out at home, watching my new TV and messing around on my new computer, both which were purchased with my own money at a store that does not give receipts. (Can't remember the name of the store, because it was pretty dark outside.)

Yup. Nothing out of the ordinary. Thought I'd just let people who might be reading my website know what I was up to this weekend, and where I was.

Oh, and totally unrelated: Dad had some bad news over the weekend. Really sorry to hear about it. I guess if everyone got handouts from their dad they wouldn't have to steal stuff from rich people.

Monday, September 10, 2007

You Can Run but You Can Not Hide

My father, Mitt Romney released this ad last week. This is my version:

Friday, September 7, 2007

Holy Shit!

My Father, Mitt Romney, just said that if his administration wants to go into a Church and wiretap "that's exactly where we're going to go." He said the same about Mosques but there was no mention of Temples.


A. Dad is sending me a message that despite the years of alienation he has
come to terms with me being bar-mitzvahed or...

B. There is some other religion that refers to its places of worship as Temples....Oh yeah.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007


Hope everyone had a good holiday. I guess some of my brothers were up in New Hampshire on Monday, celebrating the Labor Day. Kind of ironic, since none of them have ever really had to work a day in their lives. Dad just keeps letting them chip away at his $250 million fortune whenever they want, like a giant salt lick made of cash. Must be nice, you jerks!

I also saw that Tagg/Fag got his kids a new puppy. Real cute. I wonder how long this one will last. If you ask me, the only way that puppy will live through the year is if Tagg drives a convertible. Run, Lulu! Save yourself!!!!