Wednesday, August 29, 2007

lots of Bull

Here is that Senator who got caught in a Airport bathroom looking for sex. He's a supporter of my Dad's because, in his words, "we share the same family values". I actually think this guy may be sending me secret code.

Family values = married male Senator looking for sex with other men in public toilets = married man denying existence of half jew son whom he sired on his bachelor party weekend in Vegas because he's running for President.

I don't know why Dad scrubbed this video from his website after all, Dad agrees with this guy that gays are bad. I think it might have something to do with the time one of Dad's acknowledged sons (hint: starts with the letter between I and K) was enrolled in Camp Gaybegone (since changed it name from ErectionRediretion to Courage!) and the press found out. So, Dad changed the enrollment name to Seth Romney and sent the press my phone number. Then I was banned from my high school bathroom and had to run down to a local Wendy's in between clsses every time I wanted to pee. I soiled myself six times senior year and went to see Star Wars at a revival theater three times the night of my prom. Thanks Dad!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

I will lay higher!

I have a message for Tagg and the rest of the world, and words won't do it justice. I'm Seth Romney-Levinson and I demand to be seen:

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

QBA's memory problem

Hey Tagg! I am working on getting my video up on youtube-- I had to go back to staples to burn it to disk off of the computer'll get your answer soon.. In the meantime, hope I'm not telling tales out of school..Haha!

I have to laugh every time I read an article about how QueenBitch "boo hoo I hate abortions" Ann cut a check to Planned Parenthood in 1994, especially when she claims she doesn't remember it at all, like in this interview she did on FOX Sunday:

"A check for $100 written in 1993, I believe, was when the check was…I don't even remember writing the check," Mrs. Romney said on "Fox News Sunday".

"I mean, how do you remember all the checks you've written, you know, how many years ago was that?"

Wonder why I find all this stuff so funny? No, it's not because she's a liar (which she is) or a dog-killer (which she also is) or once owned slaves. (which I can't technically prove- I had a tape recording but the tape broke and I tried to scotch tape it together but it was difficult and I never thought I would need it....whatever) And not even because you'd think someone who hates abortions so much might remember donating cash to the premier place to have an abortion.

Here's why it's so funny to me: see, it's pretty well-known in the Romney family that Ann is a "Drunk Endorser." (As opposed to Dad who is a one time "Drunk Impregnator" but that's a different story) Sometimes, when people get drunk they dial their ex-girlfriends and sometimes they throw all my stuffed animals on the grill and set them on fire just for laughs. (thanks again for that, Dale––you dick.) When Queen Bitch Ann gets wasted she cuts checks. To anyone. Like, randomly. That's just what she does. After about two Sea Breezes, she pulls out her checkbook and says, "Who needs some cash?" Of course, Tagg/Fag was always the first to line up for one of those hand-outs.

I witnessed all of this when I was twelve and a half and my Dad had told my Mom that he wanted me to spend my first week with his family- turns out he was just trying to convince me not to get Bar Mitzvahed. Anyways, if none of us were around, she'd open to a page in the phone book and just pick someone. And the next morning she wouldn't remember any of it. She cut checks to Planned Parenthood, the Church of Scientology, N.A.M.B.L.A., Travis Tritt––you name it all in the course of the most miserable week of my life.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Well I guess I am not so invisible

I guess I really do exist! You'll have my reply soon, jerk.

From: Tromney
Sent: Friday, August 17, 2007 5:40 PM
What’s up?

Dear Seth:

What’s up, big
Long time no party with. So, Dad asked me to drop you a line and just
hey, what’s up? I noticed you have a blog up. That’s really cool, but I
wanted to ask a small favor. Can you take it down? For good? Me and the bros
working really hard to serve our country by making sure Dad wins the
together, the five of us have already committed over a half a
million $ of our
inheritance to the campaign—that’s almost a full percent of
what we have coming
to us. So you can see this is important to

Seth, we've been acquainted for a long
and there have been moments where I have considered you sort of like
someone who
was like a brother, or half-brother. My point is please, don’t
embarrass Dad and
don’t ruin this for me and the bros. It would be righteous
if you could just lay
low and we will definitely invite you to some white
house function if we win a
second term. That's a promise, Seth-man.



Friday, August 10, 2007

Pro-Choice and Anti-Seth

Dad is getting nailed again and again because he keeps switching his position on abortion. This article slams him and questions whether anybody will ever be able to trust his pro- life bona fides.:

Romney could very well win the GOP nomination. If he does, establishing credentials as a truth-teller will be harder than establishing credentials as an abortion-rights opponent.

I have some trust issues with my Dad but in his defense, I've seen Dad's opinion on abortion shift a bunch over the years and he at least had a rationale. For instance, my mom told me that around the time she told him she was pregnant with me, he was really, really adamant about her rights to have an abortion. In fact, he really encouraged her to exercise her right to choose. I mean, really, really encouraged it, even if it meant having to find a doctor to perform the abortion illegally, like in Dirty Dancing. He said it was a statement about sovereignty or something. He kind of kept at it, too. On my third birthday, he sent a card to my mom with a note that said, "you know, it's still not too late." I think he was joking.

But then again, Dad has some really sincere pro-life views as well. How else can you explain his decision to keep Josh to full term? I'm not kidding—even Joseph Smith, Jr. would have given dad a free pass on that one.

So I guess the whole abortion thing is kind of complicated. Sometimes my dad is pro-choice; sometimes he's pro-life. I guess it depends on the situation, and whatever works best for him. Shit, even Fred knows there are situations when an abortion is cool and not cool.

Judging by some of the photos I've seen of Dad on the campaign trail lately, I can say he still remains very, very pro-Dry Look. No flip-flopping on that one at all. And Craig and the rest of my brothers seem to be very pro-sugar cubes and oats. Seriously, those guys are like Mr. Ed without the dry wit. Somebody should check Ann's genealogy! (Horse)Faced! Jerks!

Thursday, August 9, 2007


A lot of people have been sending me this article about Giuliani's daughter, Caroline, (definitely hot btw I sent her an email to see if she wants to set up a "support" group ;) ) and her Facebook page:

On her profile, she designates her political views as "liberal" and—until this morning—proclaimed her membership in the Facebook group "Barack Obama (One Million Strong for Barack)."

The article says she quit that Obama group rigth after the media contacted her, but I don't see what the big deal is. Back when I had a MySpace account (it was suspended because of a misunderstanding — long story), under "heroes" I listed Deepak Chopra (really helped me through a difficult period), Robocop and Warren Burger. I got an email from Tagg/Fagg telling me to "cut the malarkey, man." He demanded I remove Burger (and Robocop — don't ask) but I just ignored him. I mean, I eventually I took it off anyway, and replaced him with Joseph Smith, Jr., but that was my own personal choice for my own personal reasons I don't need to share. At least I didn't buckle, like Josh did when he was asked to remove Priscilla, Queen of the Desert from his favorite movies. (He can quote that film verbatim, by the way. You should ask him if you see him.)

And anyway, maybe Caroline Giuliani was really just trying to reach out to her dad. Maybe she feels ignored, or left out, and this was her way of fighting for some attention from him. Maybe she wishes he'd invite her on one of his campaign stops, or that maybe just once her dad would mention her name in an interview, or let her drive the MittMobile for a short leg on the Iowa campaign trail. But whatever—how should I know?

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Still Breastfeeding?

My Dad had this to say in Iowa:

Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney on Wednesday defended his five sons'
decision not to enlist in the military, saying they're showing their support for
the country by "helping me get elected."

First off, we all know why Josh isn't in the Military but if no one asks me I won't tell.
Romney noted that his middle son, 36-year-old Josh, was completing a
recreational vehicle tour of all 99 Iowa counties on Wednesday and said, "I
respect that and respect all those and the way they serve this great country."

That's alot of rest stops and a lot of service if you know what I mean.... anyhoo...

"My sons are all adults and they've made decisions about their careers and they've chosen not to serve in the military and active duty and I respect their decision in that regard."
He added: "One of the ways my sons are showing
support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I'd be a great president."

I guess the message is: you can help America as long as you suck off your Daddy's teet until you are well into your thirties. I must not be helping America because I have my own job (technically, I am in between jobs but since I am a self-employed entrepreneur, even more technically "down time" is part of my job) that Daddy hasn't given me.

If I weren't in the middle of some fairly complicated real estate transactions (there is a lien on a property I own in Irvine and another has been foreclosed upon- not my fault btw but more on that later) I would be in Iraq right now.

FYI guys, you could have headed to Iraq 4 years ago before the Presidential run (or what you call the Daddy Work Project). I would have but we were in the middle of a huge real estate boom and because I have to work for a living I had to seize the opportunity.

Anyway, let's face it, Tagg/fagg, Matt, Craig and Ben are chicken shits. Huge chicken shits. I beat the crap out of Ben one time (long story( I did a Tae Kwon Doe move on Tagg/fagg and he totally coincidentally moved and I accidentally head butted Ben and knocked his tooth out) that took place at a wave pool in Ohio) so hard that Craig cried. The only one with any balls in this family is me and Josh (the irony of course is that those would keep him out of the service).