Friday, May 18, 2007

Oh Really

MSNBC:
ROMNEY BELIEVES IN NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

Except, of course, if that child is a half Jew in which case...
ROMNEY BELIEVES IN LEAVE CHILD BEHIND!...

and then PRETENDS HE'S DEAD

because 5 BROTHERS IS MORE CATCHY THAN 5 BROTHERS AND ONE HALF BROTHER

and HE MADE ME SIGN A PIECE OF PAPER THAT FOR $475 A MONTH CHILD SUPPORT I WON'T "BUG HIM"

but FYI I SIGNED IT WHEN I WAS TWELVE AND A HALF AND IT"S NOT BINDING!

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